do not ignore this...lighter side of...
A- Available?: for any thing
A - Age: d
A - Alcoholic Beverage: makes you dizzy
B - Best Friends?: can be expensive
B - Bar: dot, worst act eva
B - Birthday? cake
C - Crush: ed ice mixed with cordial...makes coke bosses richer
C - Car: s are second only to women in devouring mens money
C - Cat: its raining..
D - Dead Pets Name: dead pets society
D - Dance: with the stars....inject heroin
D - Drug most prefered: by the general population?...fast food!
E - Easiest person to talk to: animals
E - Eggs: came second
E - Email: me
F - Favorite colors?: colours you fuckin yank
F - Food: costs too much
F - Foreign Slang: forkin horse
G - God: my foot hurts!
G - Good Times: bad rhymes
H - Height: could be read as...hate
H - Happy: days are yours and my....
I - Ice Cream: get on top
I - Instrument: allity
I - Idol: billy
J - Jewelery: one ring too....
J - Job: book in the bible
J - Jokes: myspace
K - Kids: are small
K - kill anyone in the world: dont jugde people if you dont know them...(one for the jetty boys)
K- kill anyone in the world other than a politician: because you killed the politicians first
L - Love: all we need is
L - Longest Car Ride: round the world in 80 days
L - Longest Relationship: bert and ernie?
M - Married: to your job?
M - Mothers Name: who wants to know...really
M - Movie Last Watched: was over rated...
N - Number of Siblings: where the fuck did that word come from
N - Northern or Southern: wat about westsouthwestside
N - Name: brodie
O - One Wish: is a tease..what happened to three
O - One Phobia?: too rule them all
O - One song you could listen to forever: and hope there playin that when you get too hell
P - Partner (bf/gf): be fucked/get fucked?
P - Parents, are they married or divorced: need to add..defacto,seperated,gay,only a mum...she used a needle and frozen semen, or a one night stand in mansfield park that went wrong.
P - Part of your appearence you like best: and take a photo of for myspace to trick the opposite sex
P - Part of your Personality you like best: that everone else hates
P - Prettiest person you know: and wish you could be with
Q - Quick or Slow?: mentally or physically..or both
R - Reason to smile: colon,endbracket
R - Reality TV Show: s are less real than desperate housewives
R - Right or Left: middle
S - Song Last Heard: wat if your deaf?
S - Season: oregano
S - Sex: six
T - Time you woke up: and smelt the coffee
T - Time Now: 9:11
T - Time for: no one
U - Unknown Fact about me: had my head chopped off by a ninjitsu master in 1482...im amazed im still alive
U - Your Favorite band: this one starts with a y
U - You are?: as does this one
V - Vegetable you hate: wat is vegetable wat is fruit?
V - Vegetable you love: is tomato a vegetable
V - View on Politics: "politics shmolitics"
W- Worst Habits: how about not pickin your nose leaving the crusty visable!
W- Where are you going to travel next: probably the toilet
X - X-Rays: give you cancer
X - X-Rated: free masonary
Y - Year you were born: cant remember i was too young
Y - Year it is now: wat would i say if it was BC?
Y - Yellow?: sub marine
Z - Zoo Animal: reptillian....or green back
Z - Zodiac: tells you that you are goin to experiance the same as half a billion other people born in the same month as you.
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